Friday, February 1, 2008

BE GONE You EVIL THING(s)!

Bobo had been eyeing it for a few days. It's been taunting her and she knew that it was inevitable. That day has to come. Yet she has had many a nightmare about this. How can she ever face this?


It's too much for her to bear. Just thinking about it makes her break out in cold sweat. Her hands would tremble and her legs would go weak. What could she possibly dread more?


Yet the day has come. Bobo had to. She just had to.


It looked so daunting... Bobo's breathing got faster... her heart's pumping like mad. What would happen? What would she see? She knew she hadn't been the most hardworking Bimbo in the world but surely surely....


With her fingers and toes crossed, she stepped on.... praying fervently that all was not lost....

5X.X kg???????
NOOOOoooOOOoOOOoooOO


It couldn't be happening! Bobo's worst nightmares were coming true. She can't live in self-denial anymore... the clothes were getting TIGHTER for a reason! A REAL ONE!

Panic-stricken, Bobo proceeded to write her 5 commandments...

Number 1
Thou shalt not eat after 7pm.
BANISH those desserts. Who cares about Bakerzin?!
Cheesecake? NO! Brownies?? NO NO NO
Chocolate??? ... one small piece can?
Don't you even think about it little lady!


Number 2
Thou shalt avoid certain vicious creatures.
like FZ, Claudie, Dan Dan...
For they present delicious temptations which
are too much to bear.


Number 3
Thou shalt exercise.
Bobo figured the least she could do was to
go back to her jumping and walking.


Number 4
Thou shalt drink lots of PLAIN water.
No more juices and funny teas.
Iced water pls.
And Yes Bobo will boycott you if you dun serve that.


Number 5
Thou shalt not step foot into Fast Food Resties.
The longest Bobo has survived without Fast Food was..
3 years.
She's done it. She can do it again.


Come on! Say it with Bobo!

DOWN WITH FATS! GO AWAY!
NO ONE NEEDS YOU!




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