Men are better than Women.

"Top Ten Reasons why Men are Better than Women.



10. Men do not have Tourette Syndrome
I believe all women suffer from a mild and extremely localized form of Tourette Syndrome. The afflicted organ? Their tongues. That’s why women cannot shut their fucking mouths for ten seconds while adults are speaking around them. Their tongues are battling around in their mouths like drunken Vipers.


9. Men are not sponges
Women are social chameleons — or better yet: social vampires. Women walk into a situation and before you know it they’ve completely changed their wardrobe and mannerisms as if they’ve joined a fucking cult. Men are not sheep. Everyone knows the word for a female sheep is ewe, but what about the male word? There isn’t one because sheep is something men are not.


8. Women are racists
Women’s entire lives and social circles are based around hatred. Do they hate their boyfriends? Do they hate their wardrobe? Do they hate each other? Yes, yes and fuck definitely. Men don’t go in for that silly sort of nonsense. If we’re dissatisfied, we pick up and move out. Or we take our mighty man muscles and lift fucking mountains so the world looks exactly the way we want it to. Men do more world changing before 9:00 AM than any woman ever has done in her whole life.


7. Men live less than women
The last thing a society needs is a bunch of non-contributing members laying around and sucking all the juice from the young. Men know this so they blast off from birth like shooting man stars — burning out ten years faster, but setting the whole night ablaze with manness. Women just kind of lie around like big fat pigs in big fat puddles of shit. Congratulations women. You really earned those rights!


6. Men write illegibly
Writing is stupid and an ineffective way to communicate. Men know this so they don’t give a shit about handwriting things with big hoops and loops and squiggles and shit so aliens can read notes about remembering to pick up your birth control pills after 6th period from space.


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Taken from Dick’s Top Ten Reasons Men Are Better Than Women



Introducing... DICK MASTERSON





That woman at the end was really OWNED. Bobo wondered why she was so agitated.



Honestly? Dick's entitled to his opinion really and Bobo certainly isn't going to waste more of her brain cells on what this guy says.



Any publicity is good publicity Bobo thinks... so in his case, he's basking in hatemails while listening to the wonderful clinking of money coming in.



Bobo just found his stuff amusing. Read it! But don't get so agitated. If you're angry just click the red X in the corner and forget about it.



Oh Yes... and since according to Dick, women can't get anything right... It's pretty easy to guess what one of his mom's greatest mistake is, isn't it?