How to get your husband/boyfriend out of bed.

Hands up! Those who have hubbies or boyfriends who refuse to wake up.... They just laze and laze and toss around in bed... Bobo is not an early bird, mind you. She gets up about 9 or 10 on days she needn't work. On a sidenote she wakes up at 5.45am on working days. That despite sleeping at 1am...

But some men can laze till really late...

So Bobo has a list of things she does to wake people up. She starts doing these the moment she wakes up and is hungry... *breakfast is the most important meal of the day* you know.

1) SING the most irritating songs you know.
Here are some examples...

The Song that doesn't End.


Elmo's Song


Smurfs

If those fail... there's always... 健康歌 (translated as Healthy Song)



2) If he's the sort who sleeps through noise... with his mouth open.. you can scrape his teeth.

Yup just use your fingernails and scrape his teeth. Trust me.. it's irritating.


3) If he sleeps with his mouth closed.. it's time to take out your trusty TWEEZERS!


Yup... you can choose from a range of places.. eyebrows, chin, upper lip.. if those are not exciting enough for you.. there's always nostril hair. :)


4)Bobo's last resort... BITE HIM. and when he screams in pain and spins around to look at you... put on your saddest look, with some tears in your eyes and say..

"But but but I'm very very hungry...."


He'll definitely wake up *evil laugh*

Lastly... Elmo's Song REMIX version