As you all know.. I've been pretty fair all this time and I certainly do not wish to be tanned.
YES I want to be FITTER.
NO I don't want to be TANNED!
NO I don't want to be TANNED!
So I went out to get protection. SUN PROTECTION la.
I have very sensitive skin so I had to choose carefully. I decided to use brands which I have used before (to play safe)... so I got these..
They've worked pretty well so far and no one's commented that I'm now more tanned or anything. So I'm going to keep my fingers crossed. By the way I run in the evening when the sun's going down... and 3/4 of the time I'm not under the sun. BUT there are always evil UV rays around.
So there I was, Little Miss Fair Piggie running along, minding my own business.
Run 3 min, walk 1 min, run 3 min, walk 1 min.....
Then there were two young guys (younger than this old piggie) walking in the opposite direction. I didn't really bother about them, until I notice one looking at me and he did a double-take. He nudged his friend and they both stared.
I was still fuming as I brisked walked home (as part of the cool down).
Then when I got home... I looked in the mirror and saw on my shorts....
I have very sensitive skin so I had to choose carefully. I decided to use brands which I have used before (to play safe)... so I got these..
They've worked pretty well so far and no one's commented that I'm now more tanned or anything. So I'm going to keep my fingers crossed. By the way I run in the evening when the sun's going down... and 3/4 of the time I'm not under the sun. BUT there are always evil UV rays around.So there I was, Little Miss Fair Piggie running along, minding my own business.
Run 3 min, walk 1 min, run 3 min, walk 1 min.....
Then there were two young guys (younger than this old piggie) walking in the opposite direction. I didn't really bother about them, until I notice one looking at me and he did a double-take. He nudged his friend and they both stared.
SO RUDE right?
I was slightly pissed.
YA so what if I have nice fat white trotters?
!(@*)(!@*)(!*
I was slightly pissed.
YA so what if I have nice fat white trotters?
!(@*)(!@*)(!*
I was still fuming as I brisked walked home (as part of the cool down).
Then when I got home... I looked in the mirror and saw on my shorts....
BLOODY @*()!*(@
NO WONDER PEOPLE STARE AT ME LA!
NO WONDER PEOPLE STARE AT ME LA!
Oh.. your running shorts got PMS that day ah? It was using the tampon with wings..
ReplyDeleteops.. better not let any of those redhats hear this.. keke..
hahahah red beret... red beret.. they are particular you know. :P
ReplyDeleteI'm so blur la. just took this pair for running. Shall keep to FBT next time. :)
Your blog is interesting that you got me hooked on here. (: Just that I'm so unsure of the writer (yourself). You don't do much introduction, do you?
ReplyDeletehi daffyyen! Thanks for the compliment. haha I've been keeping this blog for so long (4-5 years) I think the introductions are way lost in the archives. I archived the really old entries in my com. Maybe I SHOULD do one soon. Will bear that in mind. :)
ReplyDeleteha ha ha your 3 mins run, may I know what is the distance, what's the use if you run a distance of 1K and walk 1 min, that's impressive
ReplyDeleteStrange leh. I had left comments here. Why not showing huh? This comment as XXX thing very complicated.
ReplyDeleteLaoHero... :) I'm only a beginner. Moreover I have not exercised in almost a decade before this. So I read up on running programmes for beginner runners where they advised us to concentrate on the duration that we run and not the speed nor distance. To concentrate on the time we take, will help us to build endurance. And with good endurance, we can then better our speed and eventually distance. Therefore, I simply have no idea how far I run during my runs. :)
ReplyDeleteKaren.. HUH why?? But I receive the notifications for the comments left... I'm sad that I can't see your comments...
ReplyDeletewhy dont u run on treadmill?
ReplyDeletethen u dont have to worry of being tanned or looked at by some weird ppl hehe :D
me myself also do my best to become fitter here hehe ;p
but im so lousy at running (T__T)
So this is where we are hanging out now? Guess I'm late to the party again.
ReplyDeletehanging out? hahaha :P yes you are!
ReplyDeleteHi Nanda!! :) agreed. the only thing is that I'm not running continuously yet so I find it cumbersome and troublesome to do it on the treadmill... every few minutes I have to adjust the thing.. and honestly I'm not very good with machines. I reckon when I'm running 15 min straight with a 2 min walk inbetween i will start doing it at the gym. :)
ReplyDeleteHere is an un-nice comment. I sincerely believe you're a pretender. Who blogs about dont like the attention given by 2 younger guys apart from you. You're just trying to find an excuse to write about this incident. Yeah, rite, you're fumming while walking home. Like real...... Its more of feeling proud and happy with the attention you get is more like it.
ReplyDeleteLOL..those two guys must must decided that you're the most effaminate, slimmest and fairest (read: gu niang) male commando they have ever laid their eyes on.
ReplyDeletehi Mr Anon... wow what imagination! I glad there are people like you who like to shoot their mouths without knowing the person for real... :) adds drama to life. It'll help if you start reading my 4 yr archive before you even begin to form any vague impression of me. hope you come by again!
ReplyDeletehi BTC... urgh... i hope not. I'm definitely not the slimmest though. haha
Sorry not interested reading 4 yrs of archive of your life. You are no Audrey Hepburn or Mother Teressa. Dont flatter yourself.
ReplyDeleteBut I bet you're more imaginative than me. Maybe the 2 guys not looking at you but instead saw how sturdy and nimble you are as you avoided some dog poo on the road you were jogging...LOL. That is indeed imagination.
Hi Mr Anon. :) But I'm glad that you're interested enough to reply to my comment just a couple of hours after I post it. One up for your efficiency. That is certainly not a figment of my imagination.
ReplyDeleteOh thanks for applauding my efficiency.
ReplyDeletemr Anon is so fucking assholic.Don't like to read then don't la fucker
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