Ju: Psst... have good stuff....
Bobo: What what???
Ju: See this... [link]
"We can help you scratch that itch! If you're going solo tonight a single pizza will more than satisfy. Hooking up? Any of our 2 for 1 deals will give you the energy to make the night memorable. Manage a trois? You lucky dog! Better make those pizzas a threesome with our 3 for 1 deals. Make out party? Then it's time for an orgy of pizza. Call us to help you customize your orgy package. Into domination? Remember, you call the shots. Check out our topping list and we'll slave to satisfy you. Submissive? Let us make the decisions with our combination pizzas. We'll have you bound and gagged and begging for more. Remember, every delivery comes with a complimentary order of our hot, throbbing breadsticks."
Up for grabs (pun intended) is the Climax Pizza, Mr. Big and the Missionary Position.
Frankly speaking, Bobo likes the sound of them all!!!!! There's even a legal age to order. They really have explicit girlie pictures buried under those pizzas so it's no jokie! Judging by the size of those jugs, it's no wonder those pizzas are selling like hot cakes.
Sex sells. Always.
There's only one catch... it's available in California. DAMMIT.
Franchise is possible... Can someone bring this to Singapore?...
But then Bobo thinks in Singapore you'll prolly find these at the bottom of the box...
Frankly speaking, Bobo likes the sound of them all!!!!! There's even a legal age to order. They really have explicit girlie pictures buried under those pizzas so it's no jokie! Judging by the size of those jugs, it's no wonder those pizzas are selling like hot cakes.
Sex sells. Always.
There's only one catch... it's available in California. DAMMIT.
Franchise is possible... Can someone bring this to Singapore?...
But then Bobo thinks in Singapore you'll prolly find these at the bottom of the box...
Or worse........
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