Beatbox Singing...

Watch this. You have to.

Bobo was so impressed... esp at the end... the last piece where it seems like he's doing the beats simultaneously...

**sidetrack: people hear it as simultaneous due to the lag in our hearing ability. if two sounds occur in .... less then 1/3 of a second the brain would register it as simultaneous... So he's going really fast.

Bobo tried a little but best she sounded was like some farts.

Darn!! but at least she didn't put herself up on Youtube like someone else thick-skinned...



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One morning in the house of Bobo......

Papa: Kettle spoil. I try to fix.
Mama: Ok.
An hour later...
Papa: I test.
Mama: boil water to test the whistle? but I already boiled some in the morning.
Papa: But must test.
Mama: Ok.
An hour later... after much boiling and pouring away of water...
Papa: Kettle spoil
Mama: Ok then don't test already.
Papa: Spoil la.
Mama: Ya so don't test already. Waste my gas.
Papa: The plastic thing spoil.
Bobo: Ya... Pa... so don't try anymore.
Papa: Noooo The thing spoil.
Bobo: Ya.... so don't boil any more water.
Papa: The thing stuck inside.
Mama: Ya so it's spoilt then we buy new one. Then you don't test any more.
Bobo: Ya.....
Papa: No ... You all don't understand.
Mama and Bobo: ??????

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Bobo calls Papa to ask if he were coming home soon for dinner...
Bobo: Pa. Where are you?
Papa: Here.
Bobo: ?? Where is here?
Papa: In the car.
Bobo: ?! Where is the car?
Papa: Parking.
Bobo: Where are you parking?
Papa: Carpark.
Bobo: Where is the carpark?
Papa: Office.
Bobo: Oh so are you coming back for dinner?
Papa: Soon.
Bobo: How soon is soon?
Papa: 10 minutes.
Bobo: Ok.

He was back 2 hours later.

Everyone should do this.

Bobo is expected to live to 88 years (based on the current living situation)

Everyone should do this. ------> http://calculator.livingto100.com/
Bobo's serious. Do it. As Bobo was answering the questions to the questionnaire she really though about the shit she had been eating and how it is affecting her body. It also reminded her of those exercise resolutions which she's yet to carry out.

Bobo doesn't really want to live that long. Serious. Bobo's afraid of living too long and being ill when she's old. She would much rather die earlier and enjoyed. Never having to suffer the perils of old age. But she wouldn't commit suicide. There's been reports of Japanese elderly killing themselves.

In South Korea and Japan, this is very common. The cost of living is high and the people feel useless when they grow old. In fact, not only when they grow old....

Love once shared this with me. When he was in South Korea, he saw many men loitering near office buildings in the evening. It was after-office hours and the buildings were closed and all dark. Yet these men in suits and ties were just sitting around or even lying down near the beautiful fountains and sculptures, doing absolutely nothing.

He consulted his Korean friend and this was what he was told.

These men were waiting to go home. In Korea, to go home early would mean that one is useless and holds a minor position in the company. If one is seen arriving home before 9 or 10, the neighbours would gossip and the family would be shamed.

Bobo wonders if the day will come for Singapore. Sigh. Bobo would hate it.
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Well. What can Bobo say?

Totally expected.

RaRa School

Well Xiaxue was talking about celebrities from RV... And Bobo really wondered who was from Bobo School... Let's seee.........


Jade Seah

Bobo says sorry to Jade... no choice la Bobo want to put your picture but ah the pictures available on the Net all spoilt links. :P Saw your frenster photo but tot not appropriate.

Felicia Chin

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Anyway Bobo hopes no one in Bobo's school went to Steven Lim's Model Agency.

"Interested to be part of our modeling team n be featured here? We are looking for Girls & Guys models who wish to make it big n searching for unlimited opportunities! Pleasant looking with passion n sporting, do call us now for an audition with the above same number. Before that, pls download, print this application form and fill it up. The newest model who joined will be placed on top of list."


Bobo not sure if she can join the ranks of......... "Goddesses Exuding Ultimate Sex Appeal"...

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All pictures courtesy of Mr Steven Lim

Honestly Bobo thinks that anyone can be a model. At the end of the day, an advertisement cannot always have Jessica Albas and Brad Pitts right? But it's the descriptions...

And that's not all!

Mr Steven Lim...
Also provides babysitting services and webpage designing services.
He also has a book named "The Street Eyebrow Plucker" and
an E-book "Say Bye to Premature Ejaculation"

In case you've forgotten who he is....

What?!

Bobo's in the sad sad 2.47%. BOOHOO
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Let's see. Bobo tries to look her best whenever she steps out of the door. Not that she piles on the makeup but a little concealer and lip gloss never hurt anyone.

For celebrities, Bobo thinks it's their JOB to always look their best. No doubt it is tiring, but they are in the limelight. No one forced them to be celebrities so they just have to work it! Well Lazy ones... of cos would get their faces ... hmm....

Melanie Griffith


Cameron Diaz


Pamela Anderson


Actually it's quite sad that one has to spend all her time looking good. But then if livelihood depends on it... Bobo says... DO IT.


Celebs With And Without Makeup. Beware... - The most amazing home videos are here
Catherine actually looks ok what.............

Lazy Day

Bobo went around reading stuff... and came across WorldofBritney.com, a fan site for Britney.

She's performing again after 2 years and rehab.... Hmm it seems like she's totally overdoing it by going through shows, club hopping, shopping whenever she has the time... Bobo and Britney are of the same age.... it's scary really. She's got two kids, dating all over again....

Bobo never loves nor hates Britney... but hopes she'll be better soon.
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PRESENTING....

THE CUTEST BUNNY IN THE WORLD!

(after Bobo, according to Love.)

Kim Ah-Joong

Bobo watched the show "200 Pounds Beauty" Bobo likes Kim Ah-Joong (Kim A-Joong). Not that she's very beautiful but she's got this fragile beauty thingy...



She doesn't look very nice in this one though...


So cute!


This one ok ba......


sexier... but i dun like the hair....


I like this one........ esp the end.....


This is a wierd ad....


:)


SO CUTE!


HAHA last one. Very beautiful and funny. :)