Beatbox Singing...

Watch this. You have to.

Bobo was so impressed... esp at the end... the last piece where it seems like he's doing the beats simultaneously...

**sidetrack: people hear it as simultaneous due to the lag in our hearing ability. if two sounds occur in .... less then 1/3 of a second the brain would register it as simultaneous... So he's going really fast.

Bobo tried a little but best she sounded was like some farts.

Darn!! but at least she didn't put herself up on Youtube like someone else thick-skinned...



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One morning in the house of Bobo......

Papa: Kettle spoil. I try to fix.
Mama: Ok.
An hour later...
Papa: I test.
Mama: boil water to test the whistle? but I already boiled some in the morning.
Papa: But must test.
Mama: Ok.
An hour later... after much boiling and pouring away of water...
Papa: Kettle spoil
Mama: Ok then don't test already.
Papa: Spoil la.
Mama: Ya so don't test already. Waste my gas.
Papa: The plastic thing spoil.
Bobo: Ya... Pa... so don't try anymore.
Papa: Noooo The thing spoil.
Bobo: Ya.... so don't boil any more water.
Papa: The thing stuck inside.
Mama: Ya so it's spoilt then we buy new one. Then you don't test any more.
Bobo: Ya.....
Papa: No ... You all don't understand.
Mama and Bobo: ??????

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Bobo calls Papa to ask if he were coming home soon for dinner...
Bobo: Pa. Where are you?
Papa: Here.
Bobo: ?? Where is here?
Papa: In the car.
Bobo: ?! Where is the car?
Papa: Parking.
Bobo: Where are you parking?
Papa: Carpark.
Bobo: Where is the carpark?
Papa: Office.
Bobo: Oh so are you coming back for dinner?
Papa: Soon.
Bobo: How soon is soon?
Papa: 10 minutes.
Bobo: Ok.

He was back 2 hours later.

Go through the procedures

Man: Honey I'll be having dinner with my friends tomorrow.

Woman: Ok you go lor.

Man: *Frowns* What do you mean I can go? I AM GOING.

Woman: Although you didn't fill in the right forms and informed last minute, it's fine.

Man: *slightly irritated* What forms?

Woman: Permission to go out form.

Man: *stunned*

Woman: First you must write in to obtain the form, which might take 3 days to reach you. After filling in the details of the outing, eg. where, with whom, etc, you have to submit the form to the respective personnel. Please note that submission must be 3 days prior to the outing itself. Upon submission, kindly ensure that you have cc-ed a copy to the Child Welfare Dept and the Food Distribution Dept. Do note that submission is not equivalent to approval. Requests can be rejected based on confidential grounds.

Man: *disbelief* WHAt The?

Woman: You may appeal against the decision made but do note that appeals need to be presented 24 hours before the actual event. If you decide to proceed without approval, do exercise extreme caution. Please adhere to the timings given as much time and consideration is taken for every case.
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Bobo is expected to live to 88 years (based on the current living situation)

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Bobo's serious. Do it. As Bobo was answering the questions to the questionnaire she really though about the shit she had been eating and how it is affecting her body. It also reminded her of those exercise resolutions which she's yet to carry out.

Bobo doesn't really want to live that long. Serious. Bobo's afraid of living too long and being ill when she's old. She would much rather die earlier and enjoyed. Never having to suffer the perils of old age. But she wouldn't commit suicide. There's been reports of Japanese elderly killing themselves.

In South Korea and Japan, this is very common. The cost of living is high and the people feel useless when they grow old. In fact, not only when they grow old....

Love once shared this with me. When he was in South Korea, he saw many men loitering near office buildings in the evening. It was after-office hours and the buildings were closed and all dark. Yet these men in suits and ties were just sitting around or even lying down near the beautiful fountains and sculptures, doing absolutely nothing.

He consulted his Korean friend and this was what he was told.

These men were waiting to go home. In Korea, to go home early would mean that one is useless and holds a minor position in the company. If one is seen arriving home before 9 or 10, the neighbours would gossip and the family would be shamed.

Bobo wonders if the day will come for Singapore. Sigh. Bobo would hate it.
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Well. What can Bobo say?

Totally expected.

Beautiful Saturday

Ah Pek totally made Bobo's day!!!
Bobo enjoyed reading Ah Pek's blog so much that she had to link him.

Who knows?! Ah Pek made a special mention on his blog about Bobo!! SO happy happy...

*Silly Dance*

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Bobo got another LOBANG! :) Here's Yebber.com. where you can talk about places you have been to in Singapore and review your experiences there. It's a great place for peeps to share about their experiences so that you don't have to have another bad restaurant experience again! And if you're the adventurous sort who love to try out new things, Bobo would ask you to click here right now!

What's more..... you could win $100 just for reviewing the places you've been to! That's not the only way to win cash prizes! You can just invite some friends to Yebber and you could be the lucky one to win $100 each month!!! :)

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My first Blog Review

... Do be patient with Bobo on this. As the heading says, she's no pro.

As in the previous post, Bobo chanced upon this blog, Everydaywear. Honestly Bobo thought that the blog's name was really cool and couldn't stop herself from clicking it.

Her blog's full of pretty useful advice on education and life skills, etc. There are bits of information and benefits of mastering communication skills, effective teaching strategies ,etc. Of course, there are also her personal posts on celebrities and such.

Bobo thinks it's quite interesting really, esp if you need some introductory information on such subjects. Do check out her site!

From Engrish.com,

I'm sure the elevator knows how to read.
And Yes people do purposely run into accidents.

OH NO.... doggie!!!

Hello. Is this the Problem Dept?
Yes I would like to have 2 more problems.

Oh and how many months Gravid are you?

And one from Singapore.... STOMP,

Really wierd choice of words. Bobo figured that they had put a Slow Down sign at first but it just didn't work out. So they needed something .... that could bring the message across. :P

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Personal stuff. Over the weekend, Love brought BObo to a cutesy restaurant in Ang Mo Kio...

Pepper Lunch...

Quite cool really. The food is served on this really hot plate and cooks while it's served. :) so you get to stir it around and cook as you eat even. :) Bobo had Salmon and Chicken Combo...

It's really yummy. They've quite a few outlets all over the place. TRY TRY TRY!
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That aside... Bobo thinks that parents should give more thought when thinking of a name for their kids.

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Last but not least...

Wierd Website....

Weird but I think it's really cool...
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Bobo thinks it's really cool.... maybe.... hmmmm but then Bobo thinks those men... ultimately... really want... well. sigh.

boobs boobs boobs

TGIF!

Bobo went to the Javanese Massage's Slimming Centre today.

As usual, Bobo went to the receptionist and she got Bobo a therapist... she signalled to Bobo to enter the room where the therapist was.

Bobo went in and someone's bare ass greeted her.

Bobo was slightly stunned and the therapist appeared from behind the curtain and smiled. She asked Bobo to follow her... Bobo did, and to Bobo's dismay... there was another bed on the other side........

Bobo wasn't really upset at having seen someone else's behind but that just means that Bobo's white tofu ass will also be seen! (by someone other than the therapist.)

Sigh but it seemed like such a normal thing to them so I just followed along... the therapist asked me to strip and get ready. I did and when she came back

She started talking about the packages they had.

Must she do that when Bobo's standing there without clothes?!

Thankfully she wasn't hard-selling. She just introduced ALL the packages and started to take Bobo's measurements.

Then the rest was ok... Took measurements, went for a steam bath (the machine quite run-down looking), lie on the bed for a "slimming massage". It occurred to Bobo that what if the customer cannot fit on the tiny bed? Other places have much bigger beds while this one is only slightly wider than Bobo herself. Hmmm

Anyway then the therapist started slathering all the slimming gel. That's when it really went downhill. While massaging the gel on Bobo's tummy area, she accidentally brushed some on the boobs.

THIS IS SLIMMING GEL CAN?! I DUN WAN TO BECOME AN AIRPORT RUNWAY!
(**flat-chested)

Bobo jumped up and started to use the towel to clean off as much as possible. The therapist was taken aback. Bobo tried to smile (really.) and told her that some got onto the chest area... too warm...

After cleaning, Bobo let her continue... thinking that there wasn't much more to do anyway but all the time still imagining boobs dissolving away.

Then the therapist asked Bobo to stand and proceeded to wrap Bobo in cling wrap. She gave Bobo a towel to cover the boobs then use the cling wrap to cover her whole body. It was fine until halfway through, Bobo realised that there was tingling at the chest area.

SHE GAVE A TOWEL THAT HAS SLIMMING GEL ON IT!
heart attack...

Bobo nearly fainted at that thought... but still kept telling herself that she's just imagining things. Then Bobo had to lie in this hot blanket thing. The therapist said it was to help dissolve the fats... (the boobs?!) and left the room.

Lying there alone, Bobo started to realise that she was wrapped up too tightly and can't breathe. Plus the slight tingling at the chest was causing Bobo to be very anxious.

A few minutes later, the therapist entered talking on her handphone. It was very disturbing and hard to relax. That's why spas have relaxing music isn't it?!

Bobo called out, asking how long she had to be inside. The therapist answered 10 minutes.

Bobo had already been in there for 10 minutes.

But the therapist continued her conversation on the phone, leaving Bobo in there for another 10 minutes.

Well. Not too hard to guess what Bobo's answer was when they asked Bobo to sign up for a package of 10 such sessions.

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Bobo's answer to Pet Friday Meme...

This is 小白 Xiao Bai (loosely translated as 'Little White') She's Bobo's BUNNY. She's mostly white so that sort of explains her name. But her name's a little common really. Initially there were plans to call her 晚餐 Wan Can (Dinner) cos Jie's bf kept joking about making her into a stew. :P